Thursday, April 19, 2012

rocketship-tonks:

This is what happens when me and amandashoemake want to screw with our Physics teacher. XD

YES.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012
A Connecticut five-year-old brought fifty bags of heroine to his class for show-and-tell. Well, at least he brought enough for everyone. Stephen Colbert during the intro to The Colbert Report, April 17th, 2012.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

OMG.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012
Hahahahhahahahahaha.

Hahahahhahahahahaha.

(Source: bloemchen)

Monday, April 9, 2012 Friday, April 6, 2012
wired:

[via plentyotoole]:

[via Texts from Dog]
Wherein a man texts with his dog and he texts back.
This is what the Internet was made for. #Meta

Texts from Dog. Naturally.

Awwwwwww…esome.

wired:

[via plentyotoole]:

[via Texts from Dog]

Wherein a man texts with his dog and he texts back.

This is what the Internet was made for. #Meta

Texts from Dog. Naturally.

Awwwwwww…esome.


sharapwna:
Every now and then, Hillary likes to cause a national security breach for fun.

Hahahahaha.

sharapwna:

Every now and then, Hillary likes to cause a national security breach for fun.

Hahahahaha.

Sunday, April 1, 2012
wired:

GOOGLE QUEST VIEW MODE!?!?!?!??!1?!1!?

Finally, the world how WE see it.

Google’s hilarious, nerdirific pranks almost make me forget how they’re trying to take over the world.

wired:

GOOGLE QUEST VIEW MODE!?!?!?!??!1?!1!?

Finally, the world how WE see it.

Google’s hilarious, nerdirific pranks almost make me forget how they’re trying to take over the world.

Sunday, March 25, 2012
Why do you have to go all the way to Korea to get a driver’s license? It must be something about that birth certificate. Rick Perry, joking in response to news that President Obama was visiting the Korean DMZ (demilitarized zone), during his speech at the Gridiron Club. (Obama would have been at the event but had to skip it for his Korea trip.) Perry actually had a number of great lines during his speech, “including jabs at Bush’s smarts, Romney’s faith and Santorum’s far-right credentials.”
Sunday, January 22, 2012

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Thursday, January 12, 2012
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

In lampooning Republican outrage over President Obama’s 2009 Halloween party for children of veterans, Stephen Colbert took particular faux umbrage at the fact that Chewbacca was in attendance at the White House on that fateful evening. What followed was a truly geektastic monologue that had me wondering, “Was that the first time his staff had to read Wookieepedia?” This is from The Colbert Report, January 10th, 2012.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Sunday, January 1, 2012

123lumosmaxima:

here, Eric, have some puns.

HAHAHAHAHA.

(Source: mynameislao)

Sunday, December 25, 2011
Saturday, December 10, 2011

Rick Perry. You need to stop.

Because I’ve had time to think about it, I’ve compiled a list of people that are more suited to run America than you.

  • Justin Bieber.
  • A cat.
  • A baby.
  • A cardboard cut out of The Green Lantern.
  • The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

The paperclip from Microsoft Word.

CLIPPPYYYYYYYY.

(Source: dapperblaine)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011
It’s no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack — in that they will devastate black communities. Stephen Colbert discussing the Republican presidential primary. From The Colbert Report, November 14th, 2011.

(Source: colbertnation.com)