Things That Tumble Out of Eric's Brain

Sunday, May 13, 2012

think-progress:

Stephen Colbert on North Carolina’s vote to ban gay marriage with Amendment 1.
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Stephen Colbert on North Carolina’s vote to ban gay marriage with Amendment 1.

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Wednesday, April 18, 2012

“A Connecticut five-year-old brought fifty bags of heroine to his class for show-and-tell. Well, at least he brought enough for everyone.” Stephen Colbert during the intro to The Colbert Report, April 17th, 2012.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Monday, April 9, 2012

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Monday, April 2, 2012

“You’d think Wisconsinites would like Rick Santorum, given that he is a wheel of Colby cheese: Not that sharp, and holier than thou.” Stephen Colbert during the March 29, 2012 episode of The Colbert Report. Brilliant.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

nprfreshair:

Terry and stephen

All of my favorite things.

Thursday, January 12, 2012

“Threats from space! Did you know there are two bears, a lion, and a scorpion up there?” Stephen Colbert during the intro to The Colbert Report, January 11th, 2012.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

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In lampooning Republican outrage over President Obama’s 2009 Halloween party for children of veterans, Stephen Colbert took particular faux umbrage at the fact that Chewbacca was in attendance at the White House on that fateful evening. What followed was a truly geektastic monologue that had me wondering, “Was that the first time his staff had to read Wookieepedia?” This is from The Colbert Report, January 10th, 2012.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Thursday, December 1, 2011

“In 1987, [Barney] Frank became the first openly-gay Congressman…other than all the Founding Fathers.” — Stephen Colbert on the November 30th, 2011 episode of The Colbert Report.

Tuesday, November 29, 2011

“A recent study shows women think about sex ten times a day. But I don’t buy it; my show’s only on four times a day.” Stephen Colbert during the intro to the November 28th, 2011 episode of The Colbert Report.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Tuesday, November 15, 2011

“It’s no surprise I am addicted to all the Republican presidential candidates. They are like crack — in that they will devastate black communities.” Stephen Colbert discussing the Republican presidential primary. From The Colbert Report, November 14th, 2011.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

“Tonight, is the environmental movement dead? It is if it lives on a coral reef.” Stephen Colbert during the intro to his show. From The Colbert Report, November 14th, 2011.

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Wednesday, November 9, 2011

“Look at this beauty. It’s like a stormtrooper banged a Winnebago.” — Stephen Colbert talking about a ridiculous luxury RV.

“Herman Cain held a press conference this evening to address the sexual harassment charges from numerous women coming out of the woodwork. Incidentally, I believe his woodwork coming out is one of the things he’s accused of.” Stephen Colbert talking about the Herman Cain sex scandal. From The Colbert Report, November 8th, 2011.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Thursday, October 27, 2011

“It’s the tenth anniversary of the Patriot Act, but what do you get a government that knows everything?” Stephen Colbert during The Colbert Report, October 26th, 2011.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

Thursday, October 20, 2011

“Should we abolish the EPA? 65% of Americans say *cough*.” Stephen Colbert during the intro to The Colbert Report, October 19th, 2011.

(Source: colbertnation.com)

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