Friday, June 1, 2012

(Source: ttimeturner)

Monday, May 7, 2012

Yep.

Sunday, February 19, 2012

charmingtillthelast:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

housewifeswag:

oh the joe biden. i can’t evennnn. hahaha.

Wait, are those the real Obama kids?

Also, this needs to be a real TV show. I would watch it.

It’s the Joe Jamal-Biden that kills me. I watched this last night and almost fell off the fucking couch laughing.

Perfect, every second of it.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Stefon is a flamboyantly gay character who appears to be always nervous, as indicated by how he can never keep his hands still and constantly rubs them together. He always touches his face and hair, and it seems like he has frequent anxiety attacks. A possible explanation for this is Stefon’s excessive consumption of recreational drugs.[2]

Thank you, Wikipedia.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

lolzkaban:

Congratulations to all of you for being accepted to Hogwarts. These are going to be the best days of your lives. Honestly. The best. It does not get better. 

Friday, January 13, 2012

There aren’t enough exclamation points in the world to express my glee at the fact that this is a Star Wars reference inside a Harry Potter reference inside an SNL promo.

(Source: nbc.com)

EVERYTHING WAS DANRAD AND NOTHING HURT.

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

bewarethetheatrenerd:

backtopigfarts:

zillybooradley:

stephalumps:

That awkward moment when Fox news doesn’t know that that’s really Tina Fey

Tina Fey is everyone

That awkward moment when people watch Fox news. 

^this

Yikes.

Thursday, December 15, 2011
onlyannie:

aaronmeier:

Best holiday card award goes to SNL

OH. MY. GOD. 

WIN. MOTHERF**KING WIN ON EVERY LEVEL.

onlyannie:

aaronmeier:

Best holiday card award goes to SNL

OH. MY. GOD. 

WIN. MOTHERF**KING WIN ON EVERY LEVEL.

Sunday, December 4, 2011
Engineers say that they have programmed a robot to recognize itself in the mirror, but it will only be human when it learns to hate what it sees. Seth Meyers on Saturday Night Live’s Weekend Update, December 3rd, 2011.

(Source: nbc.com)

Sunday, November 20, 2011
“Warner Brothers has announced that it’s started production on a new LEGO movie, but good luck finishing it without this.” — Seth Meyers on Weekend Update. From Saturday Night Live, November 19th, 2011.

“Warner Brothers has announced that it’s started production on a new LEGO movie, but good luck finishing it without this.” — Seth Meyers on Weekend Update. From Saturday Night Live, November 19th, 2011.

Saturday, November 5, 2011
  • Alex Trebek: Let's do "States that end with 'Hampshire'" for 200. This is the only state that ends with Hampshire. Tom Hanks.
  • Tom Hanks: South Hampshire.
  • Alex Trebek: No.
  • Tom Hanks: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. What is South Hampshire?
Sunday, May 8, 2011
This week we finally vanquished one of the world’s great villains, and I for one am thrilled to say good riddance to Katie Couric. Tina Fey as Sarah Palin during the GOP Debate skit on the May 7th, 2011 episode of Saturday Night Live.

(Source: hulu.com)

Sunday, March 13, 2011
I wear a lot of Axe body spray, but I live in a black neighborhood and it’s called Ask body spray. And if you don’t get that joke, then you’re not racist. Zach Galifianakis during his opening monologue on Saturday Night Live (March 12th, 2011).
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Tigers must be wondering, “Why’s he dragging us into this? We’re full of tiger blood and we don’t behave like that. We’re noble jungle cats, and if we want gazelles, we have to chase them down and catch them. We don’t call a service and have two of them show up in our hotel room. Seth Meyers on Weekend Update. From Saturday Night Live, March 5th, 2011.

(Source: nbc.com)