List of Star Wars tactical manuvers that should also be alcoholic drinks
- Cracken Twist
- Antilles Manuver
- A-Wing Slash (should also be an entire sub-genre of fanfic)
- Bantha Decoy
- Bothan Fade (this should also be a haircut)
- Carom Shot
- Core Overload
- Corellian Slip
- Feint and Backstab (I feel like this would be two drinks, maybe Feint is a virgin version of the Backstab)
- Friendly Hutt
- Gravity Dive
- Kenobi Offensive (this should be blue, and possibly also on fire)
- Kettch’s Drill
- Loran Spitball
- Mandalorian Surrender
- Smuggler’s Click, or possibly CLIQUE, which should be the name of a bar.
- Solo Slingshot or Solo Slide, just anything named after Han ok
- Tallon Roll, or Tallon Split, or something to make Myn cry (not the correct number of Ls, oh well)
- Thrawn Pincer, which should also be blue
This has been your daily Sarah Spends Way Too Much Time On Wookieepedia post, thank you and goodnight.
MAKE IT SO, INTERNET. I particular look forward to the Cracken Twist, Kettch’s Drill, and the Loran Spitball.
This needs to happen. For reasons
Why do I feel like this will be left up to me?
This is the mission you have been waiting your whole life to undertake, Mandy.
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it should be blue and on fire
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I know what I’m doing next May the Fourth.
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Faith, let’s figure out some way to combine shit and invent these.
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I will have to use some of these for my birthday this year. And it will be glorious. My golden birthday and the year...
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What, no Kessel Run? I look forward to being able to order a virgin Thrawn Pincer.
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Where’s Mary when you need her?
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I’ll tell Jeff to get to work.
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This is the mission you have been waiting your whole life to undertake, Mandy.
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Well, I now see what Mando, Bridget, Abigail and I will be up to during NYCC week.
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Because ALCOHOL
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I will assist. Either as a guinea pig or as a collaborator. I can investigate the genre of “blue” drinks. I have...
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Why do I feel like this will be left up to me?
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THIS IS A THING THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
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